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turd polish

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd
tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.
by sonicwarhawk December 9, 2005
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Polish Fireball

When one person sucks the fart out of another persons anus and upon exhale ignites the gas
Ramming my girl on her knees she starts to scream in my ear while i am on her back she starts getting gas real bad. so i told her to stay in postion, she was anxious and stayed while i wrapped my mouth around her black hole and started to suck out all the gas out of her sphincter chamber. It tasted sweet in my lungs. She started to scream as i burped and lit a lighter setting the gourmet flatulants a blaze on her hair. she told me i could never again give her the Polish Fireball. i then proceded to brush my teeth washing away the residual residue of her rec-room.
by Ichirus April 26, 2008
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Polish Twins

Two children who are born during the same year yet are not twins. Sometimes they are also known as Irish Twins.
Mr. and Mrs. X had two children in less than twelve months, making those children Polish Twins.
by Admiral Snackbar August 8, 2004
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Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.
You are my favorite poleshafter.
by Sal July 20, 2004
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pollacked

To try to rip someone off in a fantasy baseball trade.
The guy who offered me Jhonny Peralta for Carl Crawford thought I'd fall for getting pollacked.
by Pete the Pirate December 9, 2008
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Polish pierogi

When a male cums inside a cooked pierogi and then stuffs the pierogi in a females's pussy while another girl eats the pierogi
Mark, Haley, Karolina participated in a Polish pierogi.
by Litsauce AssEater September 14, 2016
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Pennsylvania Polish

Pennsylvania Polish is simply the suffix, -ski, is added to the end of any word in common usage. The term does not need to be necessarily used by Polish people. Pennsylvania proceeds Polish merely due to the origin of this very hip language.
Dude, I can't understand your Pennsylvania Polish.
by Voltek Wolski April 3, 2011
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