Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.

Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!

by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006

Phantom Toke

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.

I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.

by Andy Burton December 16, 2008

phantom

The miracle that is: when you take a shit and you don't need to wipe

Holy Fuck!! I just took a shit and there was only one piece of toilet paper left. But it's cool because it was a phantom

by Eamo420 March 7, 2011

Phantom

When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.

Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"

by TheWilcow November 24, 2011

phantom cock

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her

"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

by a strange place for jazz May 19, 2016

The Phantom

Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.

Shirley fell victim to the phantom, and found herself having a very salty, unexpected meal.

by JTB October 6, 2003

PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome

The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.

Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.

by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011