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phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)
I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!
by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015
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Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
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phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.
My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.
by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020
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Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
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phantom pooping

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013
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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
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