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When I was 76king with perfected x I... 

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence
When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!

perfecticality 

Come to me thy sweet morsel of perfecticality.

perfect for cleaning 

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

Perfect Pandora 

The phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to Pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption. This is because, even in areas of no signal, the songs were just long enough to get you through the area and to a place of better signal.
Person 1: Hey how was drive up here?

Person 2: It was a Perfect Pandora man. There wasn't a moment of silence.
Perfect Pandora by Candixoxo February 16, 2012

perfection goddess

A girl that is the best one possibly can be and is perfect in your eyes alone
My best friend is such a perfection goddess. I love Kelly so much

perfect thumbs 

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.
"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"