parker cravey

A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.

Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!

by the man mane April 11, 2022

Parker

super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people

wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds

by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021

Pepper parker

He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic

Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker

by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020

Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!

Wow Parker is so cute

by Lil park November 2, 2020

Jackson parker

A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope

Who is that gun carrying kid bitch that’s Jackson Parker

by Gray27 February 12, 2019

parker

cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend

parker is especially attracted to girls named charli

by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020

Parker

Usually pretty great people.

Ya know, parkers a pretty great person

by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022