A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
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Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....
As owned by J-Co and Kemz
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....
As owned by J-Co and Kemz
by D_Messi May 14, 2010
Get the Bruckup Phone mug.A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
by CptSoda June 12, 2016
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Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
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1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T May 12, 2011
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