Ghetto Milk

A drink where only about a cup or two of milk is left in the jug and you add water to it and shake it up.
I opened their fridge only to find ghetto milk and water.
by 12345678910011111111324 September 21, 2008
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Ghetto Trailer

Your shitty ass High School trailer that you take Math in.

Typically filled holes in the walls, dirty floors, many swaztikas, mysterious smells and/or stains, lude drawings of large proportions on the whiteboard in Sharpie, broken windows, and broken desks.

Often inhabited with idiots and/or wannabe gangsters who start many fights because they don't know better. Any of the moderatly smart kids in the class have been forced to move out of their original class because apparantly, the school doesn't give two-shits about those who pass and suck up to those who don't (Semester Blocks).

The teacher may be ghetto as well. Signs of a ghetto teacher are:
Always out because they have an eye infection due to cheap ass makeup

Wear their hair in the same greasy fashion every day.

Too cheap to buy a marker eraser so they use a towel which can also be turned into a fashionable curtain for the broken window to the side.

Wears crocs. Even when it's raining.

Leaves the children to teach themselves.

Looks up porn and stays on Facebook all day.

Is scared of being shot from the wannabe thugs in the class.

In summarization, a ghetto trailer is the worst herpes-infested room you will ever be in. It contains some of the worst and colorful people you will ever meet... but, nevertheless, you will gain some of the best friends of your entire life. To see the real heroes of the world, walk through the ghetto trailer and open your eyes. When there is a shadow, there is always light.
by The kid you dont know April 22, 2010
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Ghetto Log

An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.
yo dawg, come check out this ghetto log I just layded out
by The squatter extrordinaire. August 23, 2010
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ghetto steak

Watermelon, the favourite fruit of the urbanite, such as those folks living in the government subsidized housing.
La Fawnduh enjoys her ghetto steak on the porch while drinking kool-aid.
by Lil'Tyrone July 30, 2007
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ghetto gagger

an underpriviledged black woman/man who performs oral sex and gags on the male genitalia.
yo dat ho wuz uh ghetto gagger!
by wangdong123456 July 09, 2006
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ghetto monkey

One who loves living in the ghetto. One who sits on the front portch, front lawn, sidewalk or gutter of the ghetto all day long. One who sits in a car, in the middle of the street and plays loud rap music at 1:00am in a broke down '81 impala from a 5,000 dollar sound system. One who thinks Jerry Springer is filming on their street 24/7. Or 9 out of 10 black men.
What the hell is that ghetto monkey doing out there?
by The ghettoest ghetto monkey March 19, 2004
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ghetto asian

An Aisian who walks, talks, and acts like he/she is black.
by Weather Mistress May 15, 2005
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