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Five-Rings

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!
by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010
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Ch-Five

Also pronounced Chee-Five. Can essentially mean anything, and go anwhere. Particularly useful if you can think of nothing better to say. Can alternately be used as an exclemation. (See Niner). As coined by The Gazebos.
by Thegazebos November 15, 2005
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five-eighthy

a boner that is larger then a halfy, yet just not quite a full erection
whatch that asian movie last night?? i got a five-eighthy
by chuck April 2, 2003
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Category Five

Category five (stemming from the term used to describe hurricanes) refers to a man who is a category five stalker. This man will stay obscenely close to a girl a bar in attempts to get her to notice him. He may also follow a girl around, or show up in places where he knows the girl may be, such as her house.

Category five can also refer to a man who is category five crazy, or category five creepy.
Sarah warned Jessica that she had a Category five staring at her from across the bar.

April knew he crossed the line to Category five when she found him waiting in his car in the alley behind her house.
by maenadinchicago October 28, 2010
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Five-Nine

Referring to the amount of uptime a server has had. 99.999% Reliability. Similar to Five nine - but specific to another context.
For this mission-critical project, we have to host our database with a service provider who's datacenter is Five-Nine.
by fogboy November 5, 2007
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Five Loko

When one mixes Four Loco malt beverage with vodka it is a Five Loco.
Damn that bitch be twerking on that Five Loko tonight.
by matt derpson October 8, 2013
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Air-five

Wi-five is a cyber-high-five, and Air-Fave is a long distance high-five..
Mike: Oh theres ryan, Wi-Five!
Ryan: No you idiot, It's AIR-FIVE!
by Lindzzzzz January 16, 2008
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