boot jerker

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.

Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker

by Madame Breaux psychic April 19, 2018

Boot Error

When you put your boots or shoes on the wrong feet

As i was getting ready to leave this morning i had a major Boot Error as i put my left shoe on my right foot

by ThrasMetalMan1 February 23, 2011

Puss in boots

A character from puss in boots

Somone:”I was watching puss in boots today!”
Someone:that show sucks

by No just nooo January 11, 2021

sloots in boots

Slutty boots that sloots wear

Haylee and Claudia are some sloots in boots

by Lil Drizzle April 11, 2014

boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.

"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."

by Joey jjs July 3, 2016

Boot Box

A sexual act in which a person inserts their boot-clad foot into a woman's vagina. Like fisting, but with a shod foot.

Tom: Hey, why is your boot squeeking? Did you step in a puddle?
Bob: Nope, just got through giving Sandy a boot box.

by Dezzish June 30, 2015

boot doom

Sexually transmitted disease confined to rugby groupies who also have foot fetishes.

Groupie has sex with rugby players foot postgame, prior to any kind of showering or cleansing activity.

"Looks like Moira loves those Rugby players a little too much! I hear she got the boot doom!"

by curry monster November 26, 2007