This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
Get the Board Statemug. When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug. by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022
Get the Water boardingmug. A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
Get the Shartcuterie boardmug. when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
Get the dart boardmug. The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
Get the board up the crack housemug.