Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 12, 2017

Wet Wally

A wet Willy but up the nose

I gave my friend a wet willy at the same time I gave him a wet Wally l

by Theseboya June 25, 2018

wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

by Apenjess August 24, 2019

the wet seagull

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day

"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."

by caucasiantemptation January 20, 2012

wet slappy

A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.

Damn Jackson that was a hard wet slappy!

by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017

wet quesadilla

Noun; a white girls vagina after an intense workout

That girl worked out for hours she probably has a wet quesadilla

by Kax m April 12, 2016

wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

by Ryan Green February 26, 2022