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Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.
“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”
by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019
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Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
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Cuck Nut

When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
by Alacktor November 15, 2019
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num nut

by Rach December 27, 2004
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nut me

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.
1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"

Girl: "You like that"

Guy: "NUT ME!"

Girl: "ahhhh"

2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"

Friend: "NUT ME!"

Guy: "Dude don't be gay"

Friend: "Ok"
by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009
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Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"
Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!
by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006
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rip nut

she look like she want to do it with everyone

yea she's a rip nut
by MaC bOo March 1, 2005
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