florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

Florida

A place where crazy crimes happen

A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.

by anonymous March 13, 2019

not so official florida day

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.

Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

by power surge outlet October 1, 2022

Florida

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)

You wont regret coming to Florida. :)

by 6ix9ine's gay son April 17, 2019