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Noob Hell

When your local Nintendo messageboards are filled with stupid, inane threads posted by people who don't know what they're talking about
Noob Demon 1: I know you will be able to download old games onto the revolution, but where will the games be stored?

Me: On the Revolution noob!

Noob Demom 2:I'm getting worried that the graphics in the Nintendo Revolution won't be as good as the XBOX 360.

Me: It's not about graphics noob, it's about gameplay!

Noob Demon 3: You guys are all such noobs. All you do is sit around making stupid threads.

Me: And all you do is reply to those stupid threads instead of letting them die on their own. Why can't you contribute dope? I'm in Noob Hell.
by Manke Dochae December 2, 2005
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Noob

Newb and Noob should not be mixed up.
Newb and noob may have somewhat different connotations. Newbs are simply newcomers—noob and n00b, on the other hand, generally means someone who is obnoxious, annoying, or breaks the rules; whether they are actual newcomers or not is mostly irrelevant.
by ermkaybo October 20, 2008
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Noob

people that say ROFLCOPTER and WTFBBQPIZZA and actually use the word noob in their everyday speech.
basically, a nerdy loser.
Girl: Hey
Noob: H333Y WH4DDUPPP ?
Girl: huh ?
Noob: OMG ur such a n00b ROFLCOPTER

Random Guy: ... that guy is a noob.
by tweeohtwee. May 9, 2009
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BR Noob

a noob that attempts to kill good people with a battle rifle in the game of halo.
normally they either miss, get gut shots, or a leg shot
player 1: *running along*
Noob: *shoots and misses. then fires again and gets a gut shot*
Player: "whos the BR noob attempting to hit me?!"
Noob: *fires again and misses*
Player 1: *finds the noob after missing the shot* "Boom Head Shot!" *kills noob
by Lord Jackal February 12, 2008
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Noob Tube

A tube in which noobs use to devestate their opponents.
Aw dude he just noob tubed me.
by Atlas XII December 9, 2008
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noobsnack

Over-powered weapons in online multiplayer games that noobs like to use.
"OMFG will you noobs lay off the noobsnacks? Your fat alredy!"
by The Anti-noob May 10, 2005
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Noobasaurus.

In reference to someone who is a noob; Someone who is stupid, or lacking in skill in some, or all, areas.

The origin of this word is strictly from my mind; I just randomly said it, and viola!
"Shut the fuck up, noobasaurus."

"Hahaha! Take that, fuckin' noobasaurus." Etc.
by Valako/Ryan. April 22, 2006
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