Minecraft Sex

When two people are horny on Minecraft and can't actually find a mans or WOmans so they go and say "Hey, lets frick on this bed" And the person is like "OkaY." And the female crouches and the guy or WOMAN OR MAN OR man acts as if he is hitting it from behind. Eventhough, He could simply go on pornhub.com. #ad. The woman will then act as if she is moaning, however, behindthe screen she is probably eating a bag of BBQ lays chips #ad. If you are in a public server everyone will possibly be looking at the chat and wanting to die.

Boy: Lets fuck.
Girl: Okay! ( starts to remove clothing )
Boy: NOT IN REAL LIFE IDIOT. On minecraft.
Girl: oh :( okay.
Boy: ( types *groans* into chat. )
Girl: Do we really have to have Minecraft Sex?
Boy: YES! now find a better skin then that.

by Milkywaybaby March 20, 2020

minerva

1.An unusual greek name for girls.
2.The goddess of wisdom and war.
3.It's used to describe wisdom and beauty.

jennifer, thank you for your words of wisdom--you are a minerva.

by hawt chickkk December 31, 2008

Mineral

Colloquial term for a soft drink in rural Ireland

Would you like a mineral?

by Miley from Genroe October 16, 2008

Mineplex

The largest Minecraft server community in the world, and also the largest Minecraft community of idiots. Full of little children, usually under 5 year old, who scream the most ignorant remarks and are incredibly clueless. This is a place where find people who are literally dumber than a piece of bread. This is also a place where you can find the most illogical people known to all of humanity. People think that just because you killed your opposer, that you are "obviously" hacking. Also, people cannot get their facts correct, and because of that start a massive debate of who is correct, which shouldn't be considered a debate, rather than two children screaming at each other as if they were on the playground. A starting example as "WHO IS TE OWNUR OF MYNEPLOX?" Mineplex also contains incredibly stupid staff members, excepting a few. The staff will ban you without reason, mute you without reason, and refuse to unban/mute you even with the largest amounts of evidence towards your innocence. So in conclustion, the server does contain what should be considered the largest amount of concentrated idiots in the world. Yes, the community of Mineplex is worse than Hitler.

Oh yeah! Mineplex! Yeah I hate that server. <3 (but I still love it)

by Lmao Ik December 13, 2014

Christian Minecraft Server

Quality meme

GET OFF OF MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

by olive thyroid November 30, 2018

mines

The use of this improper grammar most likely branched off from the contraction mine's (or mine is). For example "Your ice cream is vanilla, and mine's chocolate." Somewhere along the line, someone forgot that "is" is already part of "mine's" and they made the mistake of saying things like "Mine's is strawberry" or (Mine is is strawberry).
Eventually, the singular form of the word was completely dropped from the vocabulary, and "mine's" became used to show all ownership, even when adding "is" is inapplicable.

Edgar: "Hey Reggie, I just got my new phone today."
Reggie: "Yea, I think I'm gonna buy mines when I get my next paycheck, dawg."

by Energieko March 27, 2009

minecraft admin

someone who either runs the bans or controls a minecraft server or a group in one. usually admins act like they lead a social elite (or mods) and think they have full control over its players, they tend to be more caring for there donators then a non donor, its common for one to have a petty life or a lack of social skills. if the server has a online forum, they tend to be a monarch on it. most admins take there duty too seriously like a job in real life.

lets just say this is a average admin on a small server with usually 5-20 people online on average

minecraft player: yay a new server that I can play with my friends!
admin: please read the rules.
minecraft player: I did, there all the same anyway
donator: this rules are different
minecraft player: not really
admin: if you do think there different, please read them again.
minecraft player: no that's stupid
*admin kicks the minecraft player, he joins back*
admin: please learn to respect all the staff and listen to them or you'll be banned.
minecraft player: are you a robot?
donator: you really need to respect admins
minecraft player: shut up youre not a mod
admin: this is you last warning, if you do not stop now, you will be banned. now apologize to *donators name*
minecraft player: thats gay who says sorry over a game
*minecraft player is banned forever for the following reason: im sick of your attitude.

notice how the minecraft admin was the only one who used proper typing.....

by some smart guy April 26, 2014