magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020
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vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo
Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"
by David Profittt March 23, 2016
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magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.
"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."
by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014
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magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 01, 2022
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Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)
by Raco_ February 09, 2023
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod
She was super wet from riding his magic donkey
by MagicDonkey June 01, 2020
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