Sod's Logic

The use of Sod's Law to one's own advantage.

Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
OR
I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.

by @LockyMcLocky July 1, 2016

Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018

dude i was lagging

an excuse for someone who has got defeated. it is used in many Free For All games so you give your victory to someone else.

A: Dude i was lagging
B: Just admit your defeat lol

by sussy pie November 1, 2021

leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

List of logical leaps:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021

doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy

boojaina dog who is eating a very cute dangling boojaina dog

dog: this very cute dangling boojaina dog looks tasty.. i want a try

*tastes*

dog: ooh tastes like dingleberry
very cute dog: mmnh~ yes!!
dog:i am doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy ing this dog

by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023

dolby pro logic ii

digital optical cable

1: dang dolby pro logic ii just made the stereo into the 5.1 wow
2: 💀

by joelnoggs October 9, 2023