lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008

Lockhart

An area north of Orlando, Florida, found within the Orange County limits. Lockhart has a lush history as one of the first populated areas of Orlando when it was merely a citrus-growing region. It is now home to a large industrial area, steel recycling centers, waste management facilities, as well as a diverse residential population. Lockhart borders on the Pine Hills (aka Crime Hiills, Choppa City, etc) on the south, the City of Apopka on the north, Clarcona on the west, and the Forest City region to the east. The combination of Choppa City residents, the sprawl of trailers, as well as the other intraregional townfolk present a unique and diverse Shanty Town.

I was leaving Clarcona, and wanted to find a nice shanty bar. We decided on one of several within the Lockhart borders.

by Marqques de Caceras December 13, 2009

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.

Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006

lockup dress

A dress (or other garment) with a zipper, buttons, or other closures in back that is impossible or nearly impossible for the wearer to remove by herself.

The wearer, without the help of another person, is "locked in" the dress.

This dress has buttons all down the back that must all be open to get it on or off; it is therefore a lockup dress.

I can't reach the zipper on the back of this lockup dress.

This jumper is a lockup dress also locks the blouse on your body. Even if the blouse does not have any zipper or buttons in back, the jumper goes on top and must be removed first before the blouse.

by bedd time September 15, 2010

lockashocka

a sexual act where the woman puts her tongue into the anal cavity of the male and licks the shit out

Last night, my girlfriend gave me lockashocka instead of head or a hand job.

by Jimbo Jenkins June 21, 2004

locket

The cutest little motherfucker you will know. Generally an affectionate female who is either small or smaller than average. Known for being sweet and will do anything for physical affection due to being a cuddly little sweetheart.

Darren: "Oh, you see that girl over there?"

Michael: "Uh yeah, the cute one with the nice rack?"

Darren: "Yeah man, she's such a locket."

Michael: "What?"

by divided we fall June 17, 2018

lockard

A Lockard is someone who eats ass for a living.

Jen; That girl is such a Lockard
Beth; Ya I know

by Uhhh stupid head October 29, 2018