Lazy Effort

Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.

Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?

Naa, im just using lazy effort.

. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.

E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.

by The Universe is Purple January 9, 2019

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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

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lazy

Be lazy on January 13th, don’t do any school work, just sleep in class!

Teacher: Wake up!!
Student: No, it’s january 13th i wanna be lazy.

by Sam Dunkinn January 13, 2021

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lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.

last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.

by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022

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