hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 05, 2019

Cringe-Knock

Cringe-Knock is something where if your friend says something cringe, knock ‘em out cold!

Friend: UWU
Other Friend: THATS CRINGE, IMMA Cringe-Knock YOY!
Friend: huh?
*Cringe-Knocks*

by FunnyGuy(not really) April 07, 2022

Knock sha

Punched in the face.

If you spit in my mouth intentionally I will give you a knock sha.

by 🔺Tristain🔺 November 09, 2020

Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon February 04, 2018

Knocking

a forbidden action on anime, to which only the brave and the fool may allow use

A: Is knocking not a thing on anime?
B: yeah, it's basically non-existent

by Yourboiallen June 04, 2019

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024