hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 05, 2019

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ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

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Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.

Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry

by Invalyd January 13, 2019

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