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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
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jim benoit

by Boogerbastard June 24, 2025
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Big Jim

Big Jim is the kind of guy that they call a gentle giant... Unless provoked. Once provoked he can be a force to be reckoned with. He defends the weak and loves to embarrass "bullies". He will become a stone cold killer if you harm anything he loves, but most of the time he's the type of friend anyone would be proud to have. All women want him and all men want to BE him. He's ALWAYS over 6'3" and nearly 300lbs. of muscle. He's strong in ways most men can only dream of. He's a natural born leader with the ability to get things done. He's highly intelligent and quick witted. He's very capable of complex problem solving and you can guarantee results when he's placed on task. In closing, he's a true "Man's Man" that is a shining example to all men everywhere.
Random person #1) I don't know how we'll ever get this done in time!!
Random person #2) Let's call Big Jim he can do anything!!
by TheJuggernaut71 September 13, 2022
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jim

a sexy beast who deserves all the chicks and chickens
jim the sexy beast
by tommyg663 June 15, 2021
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JIM

greatest place on earth, lift big weights and get big.
WE GO JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THADSYL June 9, 2022
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Wow Jim

Wow Jim

An expression that magnifies how new information might not be that useful in context.
‘Hey, I stayed up until like 2 or 3 am. Yeah.’
‘That’s a total Wow Jim.’
by Slarsh’n’Darsh April 2, 2023
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big Jim

too fat too fit on the screen so this will have to do

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by Coollinks November 2, 2020
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