Jacob Sartorious

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"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤

by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

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dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

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Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009

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