noob shit

worse then a noob..noob shit... the most pathetic thing to be called on a game

noob shit gtfo

by wspu123 May 11, 2009

shit tsunami

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.

Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.

by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020

onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

by adsswagger February 21, 2014

Shit feels

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time

Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!

by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019

flipping a shit

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".

When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.

by starstarfairy September 1, 2009

Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009