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Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.
Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
mugGet the Phone Pragmug.

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.
My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.
by needsa newphone July 27, 2011
mugGet the phone plantmug.

dusty phone

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket
'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'
by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020
mugGet the dusty phonemug.

Phone sex

Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol
Ahhh fuckk I’m nearly there ! Phone sex
by Mymay June 19, 2021
mugGet the Phone sexmug.

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.
Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening
by Star Blaster May 24, 2016
mugGet the phone hoemug.

phone to tv

The worst thing on YouTube that can very easily be pressed accidentally
When I was watching leafy near my mom I pressed the phone to TV button
by Mrkrabbs96 March 8, 2017
mugGet the phone to tvmug.

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
mugGet the Beer-Phonesmug.

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