texas tire shop

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.

Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.

by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Shop n' Drop

When you are shopping in a store and you let a fart go in an aisle. Sometimes you circle back around to watch people's reaction to the smell.

Wade can't go to a store without leaving a shop n' drop.

by SteamerSusan April 4, 2019

shop the chop

Looking for a slut ass hoe.

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.

by griz October 17, 2004

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

wa-shop

A common term used to describe a chinese shop, a pc store or a chinese person. Originating from the Famous Leanne.
Other terms are Prawn Crackers or W.A shop

"Oh noes! Wa-shop is coming!"

"I'ma go buy some chow mein from the wa-shop bitch!"

"D'ya visit wa-shop, they got some great deals"

"Fuck! That fucking Wa-Shop is coming, HIDE!"

by Yasmin Yarrick July 24, 2008

Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015