glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

by Tweedle January 21, 2008

Glass-bottom boat

A sexual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a glass table while another watches from below.

John paid the hooker for a glass-bottom boat but I had to clean it up.

by MeowMeow master March 12, 2010

Hoi Without Glasses

Another word for nudity. Derived from the Deity Hoi who is naked unless he is wearing his glasses.

OMGWTFBBQ this French movie has Hoi without glasses in it.

by Yaziyo August 18, 2006

Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

by AngryLarry July 12, 2019

slide some glass

Open the window. Usually when stuck in someones car after drinking and you need some air.

"Slide some glass or I'm gonna hurl

by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

Tall glass of STFU

The STFU frase is used to imply that you need to shut up because your actions or your words are biting you in the ass and making you look like a fool. The tall glass compares to a tall glass of beer/wine meaning a big amount. #calm down

Taylor Swift is announced at the 2009 VMA's.

Kanye rushes to the stage in the middle of her speech to let the world know that Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time.

Kanye, that was beyond rude, you look like an ass for doing that. You need to go back to your seat and drink a tall glass of STFU.

by InfinityPrincess19 December 17, 2018