corpse humper

Someone who parakes in the act of having slutty coitus with dead bodies; a necrophile.

My best friend Jimmy is a corpse humper.
After brutally murdering his wife, Stan raped her dead body; and became a corpse humper forever.

by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005

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Cactus Humper

Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.

You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.

by rePharaoh February 20, 2008

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hump like bunnies

when two people have sex and bounce in ways that resembles the way a bunny hops

Devante- "Hey Ray'Shawn, how was your night with that hottie Ty'Shanae?"
Ray'Shawn- "DAYUUUM. We hump like bunnies. nuff said"

by angermicai April 12, 2010

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n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.

Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.

Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).

The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.

"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."

by Chumbucket November 8, 2008

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