hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Hit with the MF

to hit someone with an unpredictable act (verbal/physical) after being done dirty. It is that second action after yelling "Motherfucker!" The phrase can be used by the actors or the audience seeing the act.

Johnnie: Dude, I hate to tell you but I fucked ya girl
Billie: "Motherfucker" (hits and lays out Johnnie)
Onlooking group: "Damn, he got hit with the MF!"

Kelly: Brian, Im pregnant but it may not be yours.
Brian: Wait, you tell me you preggo and then hit me with the MF.

by DPhizz December 25, 2011

hit claire

bruh honestly just hit claire

hit claire‼️

by PussySlayersOnly November 17, 2020

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

by JOHNNNNNNNNNN CENAAAAAAA February 4, 2018

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

bag hit

when cocaine is ingested through the nasal straight to the brain so that u get a better high instantly cause u just sniffed a lot more then normal

I just did a big hit I'm fucked but I'm not afraid of a little bungee jump cause I'm fired up of that bag hit

by Clown baby5 November 30, 2014

Hit the wire

The act of using a cut up USB cable plugged into a device like a computer in order to hit a 510 thread cart. It tends to hit pretty strong.

Adam: Damn bro, my battery's dead and I forgot my charger
Bret: Don't even worry about it, I got a wire right here
Adam: Sweet, who needs a battery when I can just hit the wire.

by lantin March 16, 2021