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Canada's History

A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10

To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
by Verdy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.
Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.
by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"
Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.
by jjd241 February 8, 2010
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Canada's history

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
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