A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
by Verdy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jjd241 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Stephen was doing a "Canada's history" to this lady in "The Beaver" magazine. But the magazine got filtered out by porn filters.
by IhateDCsnowstorms February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.