Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.

“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”

by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone

Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.

by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025

gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.

Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.

by ofifusudj January 1, 2024

Goon

Amazing and fit

A goon is more amazing and fitter than anyone else

by Gos Forth December 16, 2019