while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.
I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole
by DaveMickeyMcGermansonLickButt October 18, 2010
Get the German Dick Rapemug. by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006
Get the German sex-machinemug. Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
by matt connelly January 25, 2006
Get the german army tankmug. by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016
Get the German War Machinemug. Some german kid mocking the boomer's idea that "video games make kids violent and affect their mental health".
He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.
He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.
Angry german kid: Starte...das..SPIEL DU HURENSOHN ICH WILL SPIELEEEEEEN!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!
by muthal bhaiya April 8, 2021
Get the Angry german kidmug. The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!
by Obsessedwithmypetitegermangirl July 23, 2018
Get the dirty german girlmug. A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.
by Th_232 February 26, 2020
Get the German Sausage Linkmug.