gaer

a complete wad of gay.

example: "I seriously can't believe how much of a gaer nenner is."

by Teabag Spimone May 16, 2011

Gamerchat

A condition in which a person makes frequent typographical errors while gaming, for the most part disregarding grammatical errors that would otherwise take up valuable time to correct. This is typical when a player needs to focus mainly on the game and much less on their typing.

(In-game chat):

Player 1: Thisa gauyh as ilke 500 seigteanks in eed halpe@!

Player 2: Wtf dude, I could barely understand you...

Player 3: Gamerchat much?

by StarCraft Maniac August 28, 2011

gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Gamer rage

A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.

John: “what happened to your wife”
Derek: “caused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the body”

by Gaming Mode July 5, 2019

gaerick

an intended typo for the username "haerick" to make the name "funny"

"Yo, have you seen that Instagram page called gaerick?"
"Gay Rick? Bruh that sounds gay"
"Haha ikr"

by gaerick July 29, 2019

Gamer crease

When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset

Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.

by Plats_ November 12, 2019