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Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.
by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021
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Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.
"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."
by Frostyostrichfounder January 8, 2025
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Frosty tip

When you cum in a girls nostril and it comes out of her nose.
Hey Jeff, why does your girl have a sinus infection? Because I came in her nostril and gave her a frosty tip!
by Dukestar10 July 23, 2021
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Kline Frosty

The act of defecating and mixing it with ice and cool whip in a blender until smooth and serving it up to friends and family.
Ya'll want a Kline frosty for desert, I swear it tastes just like a real frosty
by ThatWightNerd August 14, 2021
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