fidget

having or showing signs of mental and physical retardation while causing natural disgust to other organisms.

dude don’t talk to that whore she’s a fidget

by fidgethater2020 July 15, 2018

Wooden Fledge

A fledge which is made of wood.

This is a non-sense word, because a fledge itself doesn't exist, so logically a wooden one shouldn't exist either.

see Jabberwocky

You may be winning, but I have a Wooden Fledge!

by Cassidy L July 20, 2008

African fidget spinner

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.

I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

fridged

when you finally sit down and start enjoying your meal when you hear the fridge beep and realise you have to get up and close the door.

"Beep Beep"

Damien: "oh, sucked in William, you have just been totally FRIDGED!, now get up and close the door!"

William: "Oh No!, i've been fridged again!"

by William Rainbird September 20, 2007

fridge magnet

an alternative and politer version of swearing

ah...fridge magnet!
rob schneider is..... a fridge magnet! (rated pg13)

by chris jones June 10, 2007

THE FRIDGE

THE FRIDGE is the sickest, most bad ass band out of Mountlake Terrace, Washington.

Whoa! I just saw THE FRIDGE, they are sick!

by BJ McShayerson September 26, 2006

Fridge Door Syndrome

The Process of leaving an empty room, shutting the door and assuming the light has turned itself off.

Usually some thing a parent would complain about.

you've got fridge Door Syndrome again, turn off the bloody lights!!

by Tallgirldoes March 22, 2011