like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

State Farm is now a woke company.

State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022

calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Farm Boat

A ship used to transport animals for use in zoos and farms.

There's a boat they use to put animals on. You know, a farm boat.

by plastic_eggs December 20, 2013

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.

Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019