facebook phobia

When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.

Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.

by PhDavid June 18, 2011

facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

by Domino123 January 7, 2008

facebook it

V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.

Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"

Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."

Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"

by Hot Ty January 29, 2008

Facebooklosipher

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

by Jay Rip April 7, 2009

Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

by sarapigz June 29, 2009

Facebook-ploitation

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

by Shzae July 21, 2009

facebook scab

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends

guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"

by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009