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Fortnite 

a game that fucking annoying ass pre teens who think they are cool play
fortnite kid: haha i just one pumped you your ass
me: *wanting to punch this kid and fucking hurt him*
Fortnite by anonymous October 28, 2021

fortnite 

fortnite is a game for people who are either under the age of 12, listen to country music or are homosexual.
its another game that just falls into the category of games that used to be amazing but are now irrelevant, got ruined by updates or got ruined by the fanbase. in conclusion fortnite is bad.
person 1 "yo my favorite game is fortnite i love it so much"
person 2 "oh you must be gay then right"
person 1 "yeah"
fortnite by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021

Fortnite 

A game were men sweat until their balls are dry. They always swear and get mad when they die, especially to a 3 year old.
Wanna play fortnite?
No that's a pit full of sweaty mens balls!
Dont forget the 3 year olds who can destroy them!
Fortnite by Patiencelol December 31, 2021

Fortnite 

A game that kids in middle school still won’t shut the hell up about. They are always saying “oh yeah I destroyed Demarcus in 1 v 1s last night. “Im awesome, I’m the man”

be quiet fortnite is kinda sus
Fortnite, Fortnite, we love fortnite

Guy Says: Shut the $&@! Up
Fortnite by anonymous January 14, 2022

fortnite 

a game that hasn't been good since 2019 and will never be revived; a game played by lifeless retards who either look like jabba the hut or gollum;
retard: ur actual dogwater kid, quit fortnite.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.
fortnite by i fucked ur mom bitch January 30, 2022