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Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022
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potential to explode

When a young woman's body looks good today, but clearly is headed towards fat-chick-ness. This is due to either genetics or a combination of bad diet and no exercise. Also known by its popular acronym, PTE.
She's hot today, but she's got PTE (potential to explode).
by Claven March 21, 2005
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weed banana explosion

When weed is shoved deep inside ones penis, resulting in a "weed banana." Next, have extremely rough intercorse until you just can't take it anymore. Release that delicious mixture of semen and weed in a powerful explosion that rips open a whole in space time and causes the world to become nothing but weed.
Dude, i just had a weed banana explosion last night with Jessy!
The friend says nothing because he is dead.
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explosion fetish

i couldn't control my ejaculation when she blew up due to my explosion fetish.
by cthizznesk March 31, 2010
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Learning Experience

1. A embarrassing failure spun into something positive.

2. An experience where a person discovers their own lack of ability.

3. A total train-wreck
My first marriage was a learning experience.
by aweeez January 23, 2009
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Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.
"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."
by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009
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dora the explorer asshole

a show that makes toddlers crazy and they say words all over like idiots the monkey boots is a psychopatic asshole. the backpack that talk make kids think backpacks can talk. then when they see a backpack they'll freak out

dora the explorer is a bastard show for toddlers dont let your child see this PEGI ASSHOLE
dora the explorer asshole"bastard idiot mexican backpack and monkey
by the talk of truth in shit January 1, 2012
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