East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006

east indian goggle fuck

The act of applying curry powder to your anus lips, then squatting over a young attractive female, then dropping your balls into each of her eye sockets. You finish it all off by stamping the curry powder ladened anus on the middle of her forehead.

Look at that dot on that chicks forehead, she is either indian or has been east indian goggle fucked.

by eastindian August 13, 2011

Easter Bread

A deceptively disgusting desert (often made by Italians) that looks delicious as it is covered in sprinkles, but is actually quite bitter, and gross.

Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...

by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010

Eastern Sexting

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.

- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!

by Gullyside May 10, 2011

Sachem East

One of the worst places on Earth. It
Doesn’t help that the teachers are total idiots and the popular kids rather enjoy vaping and bullying other kids that don’t look like like them or have one of those ugly ass Michael Kors bags. My first year at this school, I attempted suicide. Yep. I’m gone from Sachem East now but from what I know everyone vapes in the locker rooms or wherever they can find a spot. There is no such thing as happiness at the hell that is Sachem East High School.

Sachem East is one of the leading causes of depression and suicidal tendencies

by Pleasesendhelp December 28, 2017

East Wake High School

High School located in Wendell, North Carolina. The school is currently divided into four small schools, which include Health Science, Integrated Technology, Engineering, and Arts, Education, and Global Studies. The small schools model will probably be revoked soon, as audits have shown that it hasn't been as successful as hoped. East Wake is not the best school around, but is home to many talented individuals in the areas of art, athletics, and academics. The fine arts department is noteworthy. East Wake has some wonderful singers and dancers (hip hop, lyrical, jazz, etc). Additionally, there are smart individuals at East Wake who end up at UNC, NCSU, even Yale. East Wake is not just the pushover school that many expect it to be. The AP Students at East Wake work hard (which many reviewers forsake to mention, because they've never actually taken any AP Classes). Overall, the administration is largely unorganized, but East Wake has some quality people that are sometimes overlooked because of the negative image that other students bring to the school.

Student 1: "Did you hear about that fight at East Wake High School?"
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."

by Thoughtful Evaluator January 24, 2010