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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is an amazing talented actress who gets a lot of hate for standing up for herself and others. She has been in movies such as Thirteen (2003) and Frozen 2 (2019) as well as tv shows such as Westworld (2016-?) and Once and Again (1999-2002). Please stop hating on her lol she’s a good person!
“Have you seen the new Evan Rachel Wood movie?” “Omg yes she’s so talented!”
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evandalist

Worse than the proverbial money-swindling Evangelists out there, Evandalists are tater-tot-brained religious sycophants given to vandalizing and wreaking havoc on places or things they find to slightly offend, defile or violate their beliefs and religious philosophies in some smallish or largely offensive way.

The stereotypical Evandalist is one who has not evolved mentally from the same time the Crusades were occurring - shares and carries those beliefs/actions with other mongloid-minded Evandalists who profess the same determined and aggressively retarded thinking against other people of different religious/non-religious denomination.

Evandalists can be put on the same tier as your typical and misguided White Power enthusiast, the same level as any group of hoodrat thugs in any ghetto awaiting any person they can f*ck with or the same branch as any run-of-the-mill celebrity youth gone wild. All are equally useless in the world and we'd all be better off with them shot into space.
I visited Medford on Monday evening to get her take on another vandalization of the Adopt-A-Highway Atheists United sign on the Glendale (2) Freeway. This time, the sign on the southbound side had been defaced by over-enthusiastic or just really bored Evandalists.
by AntiEvandalist May 20, 2010
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Evangelical atheist

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI
by An evangelical atheist February 20, 2009
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Evan

Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes
You could land a jet on Evan's nose.
by X_Nigger_X May 6, 2015
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Evan Thomas

A myspace celebrity attempting to make it big. Go add him = http://www.myspace.com/byrdsevan
random teenage girl: oh my god! evan thomas commented my picture!
by evan thomas December 15, 2008
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Evan

"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
by mangs🔑 September 4, 2016
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Evan

A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.
Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!
by Thug1234 December 10, 2016
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