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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
mugGet the I’m not a doctormug.

Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
mugGet the Doctormug.
<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>
<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
mugGet the <Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>mug.

Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!
Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2023
mugGet the Doctoratemug.

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.
Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.
by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022
mugGet the butt time doctormug.

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