internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.

A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?

by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011

depression session

Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world

“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
“no sorry I’m having a depression session”

by sadlula August 10, 2020

minor depression

Having slow and growing depression

Hey man I think I have minor depression.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_69 April 19, 2018

Sleep Depression

just depressed when you asleep yo

Omg I went to bed last night and had sleep depression

by Bold-Pear904 September 5, 2019

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

harmonic-depressive

A bi-polar individual, or culture, hopelessly out of tune with itself.

In the grip of a pandemic with no cure, economic collapse, race riots, a virtual civil war between the reds and the blues, he felt America in the spring of 2020 descending into an harmonic-depressive state.

by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020

urbanly depressed

The feeling you feel when no one publishes your urban dictionary definition.

person 1: “Danny how you feeeeel?”
person 2: “Urbanly depressed.”

by Hot Cheeto Girl October 17, 2019