Crush culture

A societal need to be in a romantic relationship

*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you

Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out

Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend

Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.

Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.

by dj-choice December 11, 2009

Cabin's Crush

Waking up from sleep with heart burn and a sore throat.

I shouldn't have had that spicy food while being sick, I woke up with Cabin's Crush.

by Doc Milton February 12, 2010

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

small crush

when you look at someone and have a slit second attraction to them, where you could imagine dating them and everything, but it goes away

oh, who do you like
well i haven't liked anyone but i've had small crushes

by skycl0ud September 22, 2021

crush cry

Crying over a crush or someone you really like

“I’ve been crush crying all night because of him/her”

by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018

madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman May 18, 2014