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Counter Strike

originally a free downloadable mod, but Valve bought out and charged people to buy. A game where you die even with full health and armour from a guy camping and sniping you from 2 miles away, it would be ok if he headshot you, but it seems 'Armour' in the game is a thin layer of paper that couldnt even protect you from a water pistol, then you have to wait the whole game until your faggy team mates capture/kill/whatever their objective. The whole point of a multyplayer game is to play, not wait 20 mins before you can respawn.

Oh and did i meantion wallhackers and hostile elitists? Counterstrike is just a breeding ground for obnoxious 12 year olds who think they can play online games, try UT or Quake 3 and prepare to get '0WN3D'
by Ben2k9 July 31, 2008
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Counter Blox

Bruh this game fucking sucks.
Only losers play this.
Counter blox is good.
I swear.
by Counter Blox May 23, 2018
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Count Mackula

The guy in the club who thinks he is the shit and tries to hit on everything with a pulse and/or a vagina.
Count Mackula has hit on every girl in here twice.
by Varnell August 7, 2006
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Count Chocula

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.
That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.
by real tik tok January 17, 2011
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counter strike

A mod for Half life. A good game, other than respawning.
I wish the respawn in counter strike didn't suck.
by Kmic March 16, 2003
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Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.
by Marcvp August 31, 2007
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countash

a penis with horrible horrible herpes
the other day i accidentally saw that mans countash when he was getting out of the car
by nicnack March 18, 2008
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