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Fortune Cookie

A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.
by TwoEight0ne November 16, 2010
mugGet the Fortune Cookiemug.

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008
mugGet the Meat Cookiemug.

Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.
I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!
by Cornholio October 28, 2003
mugGet the Cookie-pushermug.

meth cookies

A large chunk of cooked meth
I ate one of them meth cookies, and I ran around the trailer park for four days straight!!
by kaptainkindbud December 12, 2005
mugGet the meth cookiesmug.

Cookie Bitch

Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)
"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006
mugGet the Cookie Bitchmug.

anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather
Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.
by Metal CP February 26, 2007
mugGet the anal cookiemug.

genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.
by Anonymous January 22, 2004
mugGet the genius cookiemug.

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