Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 11, 2008

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.

Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011

thumb-drive control

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..

Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.

Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).

HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?

SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism

HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?

SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?

by op_position June 6, 2011