Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
Get the Closet introvertmug. A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 1, 2016
Get the Closet Pokermug. 
Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
Get the pee in a closetmug. Person 1: โOh my god. A little man just scared meโ
Person 2: โwas it a Closet Gnome?โ
Person 1: โI think so..โ
Person 2: โwas it a Closet Gnome?โ
Person 1: โI think so..โ
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
Get the Closet Gnomemug. The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.
"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "
by warreng4real June 20, 2015
Get the Zoot closetmug. Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug.