Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Clara

The word ''clara'' means a beautiful person who has an amazing sense of humour. One who is always there for you and cheers you up by just smiling. One who can light up the room regardless of how dark it is. Clara is closest to her two best friends who remain anonymous. Clara is one whom you can love for ages because a Clara is just too special to lose. A clara has the best eyes and the best hair.

"Clara is the kindest person ever."

by Ayyobitch December 8, 2016

Claren

The most talented, beautiful, funniest, caring girls you'll meet. Knows how to treat her guy and to make you feel amazing. Wont give you up, or let you down. A lot like Rick Astley, but in girl form.

That Claren girl is so sweet and beautiful.

by aflood June 14, 2011

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Clint Eastwood

Noun: A person who is grumpy, intolerant and slightly racist. Often uses racial and ethnic slurs when talking to or about other people, in a derogatory and affectionate way.

Very abrasive.

Will make absurd comments just for the hell of it.

"My dad is such a Clint Eastood. He keeps calling the Asian family next door gooks and keeps calling the homeless guy on the corner a no good freeloading son of a bitch."

"He won. Get over it and quit being such a Clint Eastwood."

by MrDude1986 January 23, 2013

Clikkie

A person or group of people who provide updates and are a fan page of Twenty One Pilots

Some of the big clikkies are being cryptic as of 2018.

by cubsnake May 31, 2018

Clace

"Clace" is the ship name between soulmates Clarissa Fairchild and Jace Herondale in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare. Literally the most beautiful relationship in the whole series.

"Clace is stupid- anyone can see Clary and Simon are meant for eachother"
Entire Fandom + Jace: *Takes out seraph blades* Say that to my face!

by Clary Herondale August 10, 2016