Chicago

the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.

“so you’re from illinois”

“no, i’m from chicago”

“damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

“yeah i know”

by yeah i’m dope April 9, 2018

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Chicago Paycheck

When someone gets shot.

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.

by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex

Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."

by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020

CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.

DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.

by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020

Chicago penetration

The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat

I have my girl a Chicago penetration last night

by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017